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    September 27

    九月末

    我也逐渐没话说了。而且最近也没片传了。

    而没片子也就不能组建成取名为《在xx的日子》这样的相册在校内。我总结了一下,一般此类相册有如下特征:

    1. 第一张必须是xx楼门口,最好是门口有个横幅,红底白字,写着,xx欢迎某某届新同学!

    2. 再得有数张自拍,你也并看不出来背景就是在xx,但反正他/她人出现了。

    3. 最隆重登场的当然是xx的校园,教室,课桌,楼道,楼梯,楼梯扶手,照楼道/校园的时候或许还能出现xx的保安,教务室老师,背书包带眼睛的同学。

    4. 还有选择性的,来一张xx地方厕所镜子里的自拍,必须是手机。底下注解也得是xx某层男/女厕所

    我本来兴致勃勃要去未名湖和博雅塔照夜景,可惜没人和一块儿去抽疯。一个人拿个嚯老大的d80,有点不好意思。那天带了d80去颐和园,居然还有人围观,现在这玩意儿不都快人手一只了吗,有钱能折腾的,都人手两三只了。言而总之,我害羞,不敢下课后抗着那玩意去捏,而且也没有苏玛。自然就没能成全我创建《在xx的日子》。如果有人在这儿主动报名,想为了我的摄影技术而献身的话,快,快,快快!陆某感激不尽。

    说到xx,我以为我去首尔大学了,谁说中国人无处不在,明明是韩国人无孔不入。耳边飘过来的不是戴眼镜背小书包的中国妞儿们谈论物理题的尖锐声,而是穿hoodie浓抹艳妆泡菜妞儿们的aniaseo,aniaseo。多么奇妙。仅次于泡菜人口数量的就是所谓的假洋鬼子们。有这么些妞儿,中国话吧,都说得比你溜,完了非得把自己的强调,动作,眼神,包装得美国化,还得是美国傻妞化。一副趾高气扬的神态,十分自豪的说,oh, man, I don’t know how to write Chinese. 其实我应该见怪不怪了,纽约斯特恩就是这些人的天地啊,居然是潜逃到这儿来了,我以为我躲开了,结果还是我小不舒服。

    那些带眼镜,朴素得只扎个辫子,或者不朴素,用了个带花的头绳的中国妞儿们,和带眼镜有点青春痘留板儿寸,或者不留,梳快男头的中国爷们儿们,咱直起腰板儿,咱趾高气扬得在学校里走着,咱大声说笑,咱手舞足蹈得在教室里坐着。咱们是地主,还有被佃农瞧不起的说法,而且还都是文盲的佃农,咱就更应该不能被瞧不起了,佃农会干嘛呀,不就会说点鸟语你正背逼着学嘛,而且一说到正经的,还没人家真正鸟人们说得利索清楚。咱跟这些人打交道,凭他妈说鸟语,要说请说普通话,听不听得懂自己着急去,会不会表达,让他/她自己憋去,而且咱更不要别人一说鸟语你就崇敬,完一说会说普通话你内点崇敬感就消失,咱有点骨气行不?!你说你一北大的,看他妈德州农大的你还自卑,你这辈子白活了!

    我本来没话说,结果一发不可收拾,其实还有对教务室老师有着极大的意见,我懒得再把政策这事儿拿出来叫板了。板砖既然都当面拍过了,就不在这儿拍了。

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